Years ago, I was walking down a trail in Yosemite National Park, and I saw Something that looked like an Alligator. Yosemite is in California, so I figured that it wasn't an Alligator, Perhaps My eyes were playing tricks on Me, and it was a Bear crouching down, ready to pounce on Me. It wasn't Moving, and it didn't seem to be breathing, so I realized that it MUST be Dead! To satisfy My curiosity, I moved in closer, and these BIG Eyes were staring right in My direction. 'AH HA!" I said to My Self.... "THIS is a HORSE!" well, it wasn't a COMPLETE Horse, it was simply the HEAD of a Horse. It looked as though it was killed no more than a Day or two [previously]. It was CLEANLY chopped off! (I thought it might be a FAKE but it had a vary REAL "Dead" Odor about it.) As I walked back to My Hotel ( The Same Hotel is in the Cary Grant Irene Dunne film "MY Favorite Wife") a Park Ranger that was driving by stopped his Truck, and got out to have a word with Me.." Say Buckaroo, do You know anything about that HORSE HEAD?" ...I replied " Yes.... I know he's not going to be running at Hollywood Park " (and YET, the Horse CLEARLY came out A "Head"!)

- Dave Whitman