9.30.2002

Patagonian autobiography, a model text: "I was born, but..."
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In Patagonia, to practice meditation is to bake mudpies in a toy stove.
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In Patagonia, 'learning from one's mistakes' is much like eating those mudpies.
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Thomas, John. "from Patagonia." Invisible City no. 3 [Abandoned Latitudes], reprint ed. San Francisco: Red Hill Press, 1983.

 

9.28.2002

20.
THE LONGEST BAR IN THE WORLD
"It was the swellest place I ever seen. I should say Kelly's place was about a block square...and all bar. They didn't have the ginger bread you see now...the fixtures was made of inch think mahog any. Show me a place like that around here. All the free lunch a guy could eat. Whiskey was a nickle ...beer the same. But not the little ones they give you now...we use to call them ponies.
"And the bartenders was always good-natured. The boss always spoke to you when you came in. I don't see how it did any harm...everybody was drunk...you could stay there all night if you wasn't married. And people was sociable. Why, do you know, kid, they couldn't even lock the front door if they wanted to...they didn't have any...they was all swingin' doors in those days. "See you again...I gotta go over and register...I ain't gonna miss my vote this fall."

Chaplin, Prescott. Pershing Square. Los Angeles: Eunice Murray, 1934. 8" x 5 1/2", 110 pages, boards.

 

REAL
California Orange Blossom
HONEY
CHOCOLATE COATED
* * *
The new ideal Pure Food Confection ?Not enough emphasis has been laid on the food and health value of our honey. It is a natural sweet and satisfies the craving for sweets that is so common to all. ?The delicate flavor of the Orange Blossom Honey being fully retained inside the coating of Milk Chocolate makes this a very pleasing sweet. Treat yourself to the best.
...............................................Shipping?...............................................Weight 1/2-lb .................$0.60 1 lb.1-lb .................... 1.00 2 lbs.5-lbs.................... 4.00 6 lbs.
Shipped by Parcel Post

Price List of Choice California Honey, Marmalade, and Candies, from Honeyville. Albert C. Mayer, Monrovia, c. 1930. 6 page foldout promotional brochure, 5 3/4" x 3 3/4". "From The Sweetest Place on Earth."

 

9.27.2002

So we did and had a nice hot ride with black dust covering us from ears to toes. I pointed out the mirage across the arid brown steppes to a fellow passenger. What, said he, you don't say that ain't water. Oh no sir, tis dry as this coach top. He wouldn't believe me till I showed him how the apparent lake on the plain kept abreast of us and moved as we did. Whats the cause of it, asked the Lawyer. Oh sir, said we, not wishing to go into the subject of the refraction of light through air, you are asking too much. What a barren desolate country said a Green Mountain chap. Oh no sir, said we again, dont you see those great herds of cattle grazing there. Wal I dew bleave they air a eatin, but what is it. It is the brown or dry grass that covers this ground and keeps these cattle till the rain comes again and brings the grass over the plain so that in May its up to your neck on each side of this road and in the moist places the wild mustard grows ten and twelve feet high.
Here we are rising the slope & now we can see the city of Los Angeles. Someone pointed across the plain to a thin line of green some fifteen miles off. & where are the houses? Oh, they are surrounded by trees and vineyards. That little white spot you see above the green is the cupola of the church. By & by we rode between willow hedges & zanjas, or ditches, of flowing water went perling along the roads and thro the fields of corn and the long rows of vines, the almond & orange groves...

Ord, Capt. Edward O[rtho] C[resap]. The City of the Angels and the City of the Saints, or, A Trip to Los Angeles and San Bernardino in 1856. The Huntington Library, San Marino, 1978. 9 1/2" x 5 1/2", 56 pages, wraps.

 

PREFACE
* * *
In presenting this little book to the public, we desire to have it understood that it is not for glory or renown, but for the sake of those strangers who visit our fair city and incidentally for the few shekels we get out of the advertisements....
THE OCTOROON Madame Bolanger 438 N. Alameda St.
Now there are a few other features connected with this house which is worthy of mention and which visitors should not fail to see. One of these is the famous hula hula dance performed by the Misses Bessies and Edna. These young ladies are a perfect dream when in the mazes of this oriental dance. Their general beauty, symmetry of limb and finely shaped bodies moving with undulating grace produce a sensation not soon to be forgotten.

from La Fiesta de Los Angeles Souvenir Sporting Guide, Los Angeles, 1897, reprinted in Robinson, W.W., Tarnished Angels: Paradisiacal Turpitude in Los Angeles Revealed. Printed by the Ward Ritchie Press for members of the Roxburghe and Zamorano Clubs, Los Angeles,1964. 4 1/2" x 3", 26 [16], wraps.

 

9.23.2002

The bed rushes on its rails of blue honey
Liberating in transparency the animals of medieval sculpture
It slants ready to spill to the level of the slopes of digitalis
And shines intermittently with the eyes of the birds of prey
Charged with all that emenated from the plumed helmet of Otrano
The bed rushes on its rails of blue honey
It vies in speed with the changing skies
Always in agreement ascension of spikes in the park en- closures
And darkening more and more ceding to the rising of the dancers on the bar
The bed skips the signals it is one with all the bowls of goldfish
It vies in speed with the changing skies
Nothing in common you realize with the little railroad
That coils at Cordova in Mexico so that we may not tire of finding
The gardenias that shed scent in the hollowed shoots of palmtrees

Breton, Andre. Fata Morgana. Black Swan Press, Chicago, 1969. 8" x 4 3/4", 29 pages, wraps.

 

H: I'll tell you what you could do...If you didn't want to take a chance on the heat in Barstow you could go to Phoenix."
D: "Oh yeah? But that goes through Barstow according to the map I have.
H: "Well, you take it to Needles..."
D: "From Bakersfield?"
H: "No, from Phoenix. You go back to Needles and then that way you're back inside, you're back east of Barstow."
D: "Well how do I get to Phoenix in the first place?"
H: "You ride the S.P. down."
D: "Oh, well I thought they were even worse."
H: "Well I've never had trouble."
D: "I guess it depends on which yards you're in..."
H: "When you get..Well I'll tell you the way I look at it...these damned guys that...there's a lot of 'em puts the heat on theirselves. You know what I'm talkin' about...They get out in the damn yards, rankin' and fuckin' around out there, they can see they got wine bottles and all that...and the bulls don't want 'em in there...I've always heard how bad Bakersfield is, but I've never been bothered there, not by the S.P. or the Santa Fe."

Leen, Daniel. Hoboing in the 1980's: The Freighthopper's Manual for North America. Travelaid, London, 1981. 8 1/4" x 5 1/4", 95 pages, wraps.

 

"There was a big crowd gazing at me wasn't there," he exclaimed, and then smilingly continued "Well, perhaps some of them will think me half man now; everyone seems to think I was some kind of animal. " He did look human indeed, but there was nothing very mannish about him in appearance, for he looked and acted like a mere boy. He is about five feet eight or nine inches tall, slightly built and lithe, weighing about 140; a frank open countenance, looking like a school boy, with the traditional silky fuzz on his upper lip; clear blue eyes, with a rougish snap about them; light hair and complexion. He is, in all, quite a handsome looking fellow, the only imperfection being two prominent front teeth slightly protruding like squirrel's teeth, and he has agreeable and winning ways.

[Billy the Kid]. Billy the Kid: Las Vegas Newspaper Accounts of His Career, 1880-1881. W.M. Morrison Books, Waco, 1958. 1000 Copies. 9" x 6", 29 pages, wraps.

 

9.21.2002

My name is...Roy E. Harris
My address is ...Longmont Colo
In case of accident, please notify
Eld E.F. Harris
Longmont Colo
The no. on the case of my watch is...
The no. on the works is...
My Weight was...One Hundred Sixty...and my
Height...Five..Feet...Eleven...inches
on...January first...189...7
The make of my bicycle is.....
The Number is.....
Size of my Hat...Seven and one fourth
" " Gloves...Nine
" " Drawers...Thirty four
" " Shirt...Fifteen 1/2
" " Undershirt...Thirty Eight
" " Hosiery...Eleven
" " Collar...Sixteen
" " Cuffs...Ten
" " Shoes...Nine
My will is.....

[Journal/Datebook issued 1897 by The Star Lubricating Oil Co., Cleveland, Ohio]

 

9.20.2002

From Independence to Rendevous 20
" Rendevous to Elm Grove 13
" Elm Grove to Walkarusha 20
" Walkarusha to crossing of Turkey Creek 14
" Turkey Creek to Little Vermilion 24
" Little Vermilion to branch of same 12
To Big Vermilion, with intermediate camps 29
From Vermilion to Lee's Branch 8
" Lee's Branch to Big Blue 6

Palmer, Joel. Journey of Travels over the Rocky Mountains. Selections edited by Joseph Arnold Foster, Scripps College. Claremont, 1955.

 

I refused to believe the evidence of my senses, and asked Cushing if that were really human urine. "Why, certainly," replied he, "and here comes more of it." This time, it was a large tin pailful, not less than two gallons. I was standing by the squaw as she offered this strange and abominable refreshment. She made a motion with her hand to indicate to me that it was urine, and one of the old men repeated the spanish word mear (to urinate), while my sense of smell demonstrated the truth of their statements.
The dancers swallowed great draughts, smacked their lips, and, amid the roaring merriment of the spectators, remarked that it was very, very good. The clowns were now upon their mettle, each trying to surpass his neighbor in feats of nastiness. One swallowed a fragment of corn-husk, saying he thought it very good and better than bread; his vis-a-vis attempted to chew and gulp down a piece of filthy rag. Another expressed regret that the dance had not been held out of doors, in one of the plazas; there they could show what they could do. There they always made a point of honor to eat the excrement of men and dogs.

Bourke, John G. Compilation of Notes and Memoranda bearing upon the use of Human Ordure and Human Urine in Rites of a Religious or Semi-religious Character among various Nations. Washington, D.C., 1888.

 

Gravel in the kidneys or bladder. Cut a radish in four parts, steep it in white wine, add two drams of powdered broom seed, a few drops of lemon juice. Allow it to stand twenty-four hours. Drink a half-pint of said wine, for even though the stone may be larger than a lemon, it will dissolve it.

I have earned much money with this remedy. It should be written in gold letters.

Botica general de los remedios esperimentados. Sonoma, 1838 (reprint ed: Los Angeles, 1954).

 

ASCO (Ahs'co) -- Loathsomeness.
ASTI (Ahs-tee) -- A family name.
ASUNCION (Ah-soon-the-on') -- Assumption.
ATASCADERO (Ah-tahs-cah-day'ro) -- Bog Mire.
AURORA (Ah-oo-ro'-rah) -- Dawn.

Marshall, Martha Lebeaud. A Pronouncing Dictionary of California Names in English and Spanish. San Francisco: The French Book Store, 1925.

 

The type of drift bottle to be used was determined by two considerations: the area of the region to be covered was large and the available funds were limited...the bottles used were 12-ounce wine bottles of rather heavy, clear glass. Three operators could prepare an average of 400 bottles per day.
DISCUSSION
The results of this method show that drift bottle methods are not the most practicable means of determining surface flow in the southern California region.

Tibby, Richard. Report on Returns of Drift Bottles Released off Southern California, 1937. Bureau of Marine Fisheries, Fish Bulletin No. 55, 1939.

 

9.5.2003


and the tea it is come
from the Chinese Country
Some tea growing in the
field and Some growing on the
mountains in the Spring time
thay are grow up and the
Summer time and the farmer go
and cut them down and
take out which young
one and which old one and
put out the sun and [?]
up and the young one call
a good tea and the old
one call not very good

who shall ascend into the
hill of the Lord or who
Shallsand in his holy place

ESSAY BY A CHINESE COOK AT SCHOOL

Storey, Samuel. To the Golden Land. Sketches of a Trip to Southern California. Illustrated. London: Walter Scott, 1889.