(generated using the formula: Affliction + Fruit / Veggie + President's Name)

Deaf Apple Truman
Retarded Banana Washington
Parkinsons Zucchini Fillmore
Shingles Pomegranate Coolidge
Autistic Watermelon Roosevelt
Impetigo Cucumber Johnson
Blind Banana Carter
Rickets Plum Eisenhower
AIDS Apple Ford
Senile Melon Monroe
Gout Blueberry McKinley
Arthritic Papaya Polk
Deaf Avocado Van Buren
Down Syndrome Starfruit Clinton
Quadraplegic Raspberry Roosevelt
Crippled Lemon Nixon
Herpes Loquat Jackson
Diarrhea Tangelo Obama

- compiled from the general discussion forum on Stonerrock.com