Take two gay college art professors in a solid 10-year relationship who teach at the same school.

Mix well with a Hollywood-style doctor who will write them prescriptions for anything they ask.

Make sure both professors become heavily addicted to both Vicodin and Valium.

Beat them down with full-time class loads at adjunct pay.

(Make sure it's springtime.)

Knead one professor with a class of 18 amazing studio painting students, including one male student who is completely special and overwhelmingly physically attractive.

Bake for a few months until this professor falls head-over-heels in love with this very special unique student who is 30 years younger, and searching.

Eat.

Terry Durst