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I don't have a bus story goddammit, but here's a story about leaving brooklyn.
It's 4am monday morning in brooklyn and I have to be at work teaching a class at 9am in chicago so we stumble downstairs to the car and are really fucking bummed out because Juris' battery is dead because we left the lights on a few hours earlier because we were out driving around the waterfront near the sugar factory looking for pieces of wood to make a fire in the hand made buoy-stove-heater thing because it was so god damn cold in the house and we did find some wood but it turned into a disaster because the little metal stove door's metal hinges rusted off and the door fell off just as the fire was really starting to flame up violently so the added air and current created a vortex of flames spitting out into the room and snaking up to the wooden ceiling and everything was filled with black smoke so we're running around opening all the windows and juris is screaming at me to find some sort of stick to prop the door back closed with but I can't find anything appropriate because the whole place is stuffed to the ceiling with boxes full of russian super-8 cameras but eventually I find a golf club and disaster is avoided, for the time being, because now it's a few hours later about 4:15am and we're back upstairs trying to convince a cab to come and give us a jump so we can start the car and get to the airport so I won't miss my plane but the cab company says no and hangs up so we call another cab company and ask for a cab to manhattan and they say ok so we wait downstairs for about a half hour and eventually the cab shows and we tell him we'll give him cab fare to Manhattan if he gives us a jump which he does but it takes an extremely long time because the battery is deader than dead and this is a hulking 73 Malibu but eventually it turns over so we pay the guy and split but we're out of gas so we have to go look for a gas station, fill up, then finally get on the freeway and everything seems good, we're cruising at 75, 80mph, and there's not much traffic yet and in a half hour we're almost to the airport, I mean you can see the planes and we're almost taking an off-ramp onto the airport property itself when the car starts shaking a little strangely and hacking and loosing power and then the generator light comes on as we're ascending the exit ramp itself and the car just dies, looses all power, so we're coasting to a sickeninly rapid stop on this skinny little ramp and my stomach is sinking as all the other cars are screeching past at 60mph and there's not even a shoulder, just a painted line about 2 feet distance from the retaining wall but that's where we are, stopped on an arc, so we get out of the car and open the hood and it's spewing steam and black smoke and it's very clear that the car will not move any further so juris says I should just run, because
I made it to class on time. - Deborah
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