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I used to know this Guy who was a Cop. The Trouble with ANYONE (Man
or Woman) who is a Police officer, it's VERY difficult for them to EVER act
like their NOT on Duty. People who are Cops get used to the POWER and
ATTENTION that they get on their jobs, and when they don't get this fearful
Respect in there Personal lives, they get all bent out of Shape. People who
are cops exhibit behaviors that Most people gave up when they grew out of
Adolescence. Here's an example of what I'm talking about. This Cop is having
a Beer over at His Place with one of His Cop Buddies. They are Watching some
stupid foot Ball Game, and at commercial Breaks, they would Polish there
"Weapons" (There WEAAPONS!-NOT Guns!) so, these Adult little Boys were Playing
with there Weapons to see who could "Fast Draw" the fastest. My friends Buddy
Puts a BULLIT into My friend's 9 Millimeter Pistol while My cop friend was
taking a Rest Room Break. so, as the fast-Draw continues, My Cowboyesque Cop
Buddy draws his Weapon, and, "BANNNNG!" it goes off! he says "I must be real
Drunk, cause I just don't recall loading My WEAPON!" at this, His Buddy just
starts falling apart with Laughter! "You don't Recall Loading Your WEAPON,
because I loaded it when You went to take a Pee!" Just than, there was a
knock at the Door. the elderly Lady who lived next Door Screamed "Somebody
Shot a Hole in My Wall!" So, both Guys flashed there Badges at the old Gal.
My friends Practical joke playing pal than said to this frightened and upset
Woman..."Were investigating it Ma'am." (Rremember, it's a "Weapon" ...only
Little Boys play with "Guns".)
- Dave Whitman
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